'Natural Male Enhancement' Company Owner
Indicted on Fraud.
CINCINNATI — The maker of dietary supplements that claim to improve everything from sexuality to memory defrauded thousands of customers and banks of at least $100 million, federal authorities say.
Warshak, who has 107 counts against him, denies the accusations and will continue to operate the company, his attorney said Thursday.
The company, which recently said it has 5 million customers worldwide, is known for its "Smiling Bob" ads that depict a man whose life gets better after he uses the company's Enzyte for "natural male enhancement." The company markets nationally a variety of other products claiming to help everything from night vision to memory to female libido.
Surprise surprise surprise - penis enhancement drugs (PEDs) don't work (unfortunately is not a muscle so daily exercise doesn't work either). There always seems to be a large group of people always willing - if not eager - to set aside reason on the hope of some 'miracle cure' result. Mix in some good (and admittedly funny) advertising and watch the profits grow. One needs only to look at the multi-billion $$ vitamin and dietary supplement industry to see this.
Unfortunately this company didn't just sell PEDs, he also sold other 'drugs' claiming to reduce the risks of prostate cancer and heart attack (oddly the same 'drug' does both). Obviously dangerous to someone that may gain a false sense of security about their health and forego more traditional means of staying healthy- like diet and exercise. And this company is only one of many. These types of products have been around forever - we called them snake oil last century.
We seem to have developed an overconfidence in our collective medical abilities - constantly believing in "cure-all" claims or the "just take this pill and you'll be alright" mode of thinking. Our doctors don't help by over-prescribing antibiotics and painkillers everytime a child sniffles or a back aches, or by labeling every high-strung person with
Attention Deficit Disorder - maybe its just
Restless Leg Syndrome - and then proceeding to alter their brain chemistry with drugs like
Strattera, etc. There must be some anthropological root for this behavior, this meme.
Granted there are many significantly helpful drugs out there (remember good ole aspirin?), but people need to realize there is no "cure all" for every malady. I find it particularly appalling that doctors wantonly prescribe brain-chemistry altering drugs and yet have little or no knowledge as to what these things really do to a human brain. To me it is the equivalent to "leeching" a patient to get rid of "bad blood". (When I need to get some major plumbing done to my house, I usually call an experienced plumber - someone with lots of experience and knowledge - to do the job. They don't need to have a degree in fluid mechanics, but they certainly need to know what the wrench is for).
How can I make the claim that doctors don't know anything about the brain? They are our most educated group of individuals in our society, right? Well ask one - or many - how the brain works. You'll receive a different answer from each doctor. Sure they can vaguely name off some brain regions and what they "do", but no one has any real idea how neural processes in the brain actually produce the effects we experience. They can't even agree on a standardized definition of these neural processes. They can, however, tell you what the direct effect of taking their drugs is - after all, they have clinical studies to prove it. Thanks, but no thanks. They don't know nearly enough yet for me to have any confidence in their pharmaceutical recommendations.
There are some great (and not-so-great) theories on the brain and the mind (sorry for the horrible segway). Over the coming months I will share some of them as well as my own theories on the matter - which is so deceptively simple, it may just be true.